What men REALLY want
Mrs Wallis Simpson, the American-born Duchess of Windsor, once said, “You can never be too rich or too thin.” It’s a pretty controversial statement (in regards to the latter part), more than ever seeing how Hollywood stars are starving themselves beyond the illusive size 0. But as a woman, you see things in a completely different light, especially compared to how men do. Until yesterday, I have myself been starving and literally working my ass off to reach the magical weight of 52. Kg’s. It’s with great pleasure I can report to be 1.5 kg’s away. And even so, my next goal would be 50 kg’s because I will be able to get into my super-skinny pre-pregnancy jeans. It’s a must…..or has been at least. But confusion has hit, and I’m still trying to regain some sort of order in this frantic mind of mine.
It started yesterday, as my husband and I was walking in town. Before us walked a 20-something girl, long, but chunky legs, wide hips, and full booty to make the homegirls green with envy. As she was walking her long blond hair swayed to the same tunes as her hips. And then, for the first time, I saw what men saw….I saw a blonde Amazon come Valkyrie striding me with her (and this was my imagination as I never saw her front) full, bouncing double DD cup breast. It was a scary experience. Because there and then I became a man and I knew what men really wanted…..and the worst part is that my own, scrawny body (which I still consider fat in my own warped, fashion hungry world) did not belong in there.
As we were walking there, for the full minute we had the sight in view, I realised that my husband and I were most likely sharing the same thoughts. I quickly pulled him into a coffee bar, in an attempt to do a cold-reset on his mind. But my excitement couldn’t hold back the fact that God had granted me X-ray vision.
“Honey, I now realise how you can virtually undress a woman with your eyes. You just want to fuck her.” I said with awe and amazement in my voice.
“Honey, you want to say a little louder.” My husband was not amused over my sudden exclamation in such a public space. He went to fetch our coffee, and I there I was, my mind lingering on the spectre of a naked woman. A woman, whose dress sense I wouldn’t have given 5 cents for but nevertheless could have pulled my husband in an assistance. Perhaps I had fooled myself all along…
I can now see it….I really can!
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Fabulous satori moment….
reply to this commentI am wondering how many personal assistants were needed to get all of Kim Kardashian into this tiny dress without doing damage to the seams
reply to this commentYour Message@Tall IT guy from AMS:
reply to this commentI bet you would’ve love to be one of them
nice picturen
reply to this commentI know just what you mean. I’ve often seen women with goddess-like figures and I can see what men see and know what it is they more than likely want. But hey, someone’s looking at me saying the same thing!!!…at least I hope they are…lol
reply to this commentYour Message@Roschelle:
reply to this commentTrust me, they are! And beauty is after all in the eye of the beholder. Sx
Susanne, I have to tell you about my own experience. I was very thin, I am 170 cm tall and I weigh 53 kig, now I gained to 70 kg, and I have more attention than every cause I have the booty and the breast, sometime more than I want, so I can tell you that most of hte guys like women with cureves. To skinny is not hot, just in the ours own head when we stand front of the mirrow…..the most imortan thing is to accept yourself and be content. The sexies think is when you are selfconfident….
Säkert många stavfel gumman, men du hajar vad jag menar. Du får hemsk gärna rätta mig……kramis
reply to this commentYour Message@Kharma:
reply to this commentIt’s all so true. I think I have come to the point were I am now pretty happy with my body. I will continue to work out and eat healthily but not loose anymore weight. After all who wants to be a skinny bitch, when you can have both men and food!