The te Brake method of negotiation

Email comes in…
—— Forwarded Message
From: Reinout te Brake
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 2009 07:40:02 +0100
To: Susanne Waldau
Subject: FW: Affiliate codes of Game Developers
I feel court cases coming up…sort of harassment thing

Tony; do you have an API
Developer; NO!
Tony; hear the doorbell?
Developer; YES, why
Tony; ring ring…
Developer; ring?
Tony; ba-da-boem-ba-da-BING
Developer; API will be ready in 24 hours
Tony; I’ll wait here…bring me some food
Developer; food?
Tony; or the boot!

==The end==
—— Doorgestuurd bericht
From: Tony
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 2009 02:25:51 +0100
To: Reinout te Brake [...and a bunch of others....]
Subject: RE: Affiliate codes of Game Developers

During my time in Haarlem, Reinout taught me the “TeBrake” method of negotiation.

I ask Please…

Then I ask Pretty Please…

Then…. I Insist…

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Friday lesson, don’t fuck around with the te Brakes!
…and Tony, did you notice the resemblance between you and the self appointed tormentor (a.k.a. the hunter) of Bugs Bunny?