Morning party tricks

Posted by: fracas on October 14 @ 8:49 am

It’s a fart party this morning. I don’t know what my husband ate last night, but it’s not good I can tell you that. Fortunately I slept so deep that I didn’t notice anything but this morning is another story. I sprayed my heaviest perfume, Iris Nobile by Aqua di Parma to mitigate the effect. It worked for about 2 minutes and left a rather pleasant yet heavy odour around the room. But the attempt was futile as I sat down to take my morning coffee in bed. Reinout comes up to me, turns his rear in a slight squatting position and leaves a transparent but oh so deadly gas for me to enjoy. It’s right in the level of my face, and as any woman would do I scream, the kind of scream only women in a seriously bad C-movie could do, to which my husband replies:

“A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.”

I respond with a threat:
“I will blog about your indiscrecion!”
My husband doesn’t seem particularly faced by the prospect of a literary description of his latest antics, published on Internet. Instead he delivers stink bomb number two and three in rapid succession. As I watch this buffoon performing his morning party tricks, I decide I shall take matters in my own hand. Honey, don’t say I didn’t warn you!

12 Comments | family, Fracas, life, Reinout

On Oct. 14 2009 @ 10:05 am R said

i dont know what it is…must be your meatballs. my tummy hurts like hell!
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On Oct. 14 2009 @ 10:18 am fracas said

Your Message@R:
aah, I feel sorry for you. But it can’t be the meatballs as that was two days ago! x
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On Oct. 14 2009 @ 2:03 pm Martin said

It must have been Shoarma and beer !!!!! The best combination.
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On Oct. 14 2009 @ 2:51 pm fracas said

Your Message@Martin:
Not unlikely. Shoarma does sound like a plausible culprit.
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On Oct. 14 2009 @ 5:46 pm Kharma said

….as if he cares….som om han bryr sig, eller hur? So what? Guys being guys…
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On Oct. 14 2009 @ 8:24 pm r said

ryr mig alltid en massa om min fru. Vad min fru är inte berättar är att hon är ganska bra själv med hennes parti trics. Och som går utöver vad man kan tro:)
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On Oct. 14 2009 @ 8:31 pm fracas said

Your Message@r:
haha, your Swedish is pretty good honey! I love you xxx
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On Oct. 14 2009 @ 8:44 pm Kharma said

Your Message@fracas:
more than good, I think….
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On Oct. 14 2009 @ 8:51 pm fracas said

Your Message@Kharma:
thanks to Google translate
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On Oct. 14 2009 @ 9:18 pm Kharma said

aha…..fake….lol….I thought he was friend of languages…..lätt för språk….I´m disappointed :´(
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On Oct. 14 2009 @ 10:31 pm R said

ik kan ook gewoon nederlands schrijven, Kharma
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On Oct. 15 2009 @ 3:41 pm Kharma said

Your Message@R:
My English is not so good, so I wrote same thing in swedish….now you know;)
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