I have the greatest dick in the world!

The mood is good. I arrive back from the gym and as I enter our boudoir I’m greeted by a sunshine smile of our son. He is laying next to Reinout who is still asleep. Or at least is trying his very best. But it’s difficult sleeping with a 2 month old son that is working on his morning gym routine, with little kicks and punches. Luckily I’ve made a cup of coffee and Reinout seems happy and contempt as he takes his first sip.

Sebastian is looking with jealousy at his dad who is clearly enjoying his morning juice. So I start feeding him to calm him down. Once at my breast all is peace again. I feed him for 10, 15 minutes but decide to stop as Reinout is interrupting. He is in a playful mood and finds it highly amusing to tease Sebastian forcing him away from his food source. Sebastian is not as amused though. He kicks and thrashes his head to show his acute displeasure. Reinout looses interest and go for a shower. I’m left with Sebastian in bed and once again calm returns. But not for long, as it’s interrupted shortly after by a loud, farting sound. My son looks very happy at me, almost proud of his great dead.

As I change him we discover a monster poo to end all poos. It’s everywhere, even covering his penis. Reinout finds this hilarious.
“Haha, his dick is covered in poo, priceless.” He laughs at this, and funny enough Sebastian laughs too. I’m the only one not laughing as I’m left with a thick yellow sauce that is smudging everything that comes in it’s way. I clean it up, including his little bits. It’s of course standard work and I normally don’t reflect on it, but because of the vast cleaning operation taking place, I can’t help but reflect that his private parts seems to have grown somewhat too. I guess this is highly normal as all things else grows. And what else is, it seems to have taken on the shape of his dad’s. I tell this to Reinout who appears very happy to hear my observations.

“Brilliant! That’s my boy!” He exclaims. “This is good news for my son. I have the greatest dick in the world.” We both burst out laughing and Sebastian is completely with us, happily unaware what he is laughing at.
“Honey, this might just end up on the blog.” “If I put your comment as the headline my uniques will go up, from about 10 to at least 20! ”
“Honey, you do that!”
I finish off my post, but the headline remains empty…ah well what the heck. Let’s spice up the life of my 10+ readers.

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