How far can you go for a new body?

Life until Christmas has been hectic, no wonders. But around Second Christmas day pace slowed down to a grinding halt and hasn’t resumed since. Everyone tells me this is good and I should enjoy it but after a while it gets dreadfully  boring. And that’s not all, I feel guilty. I see Reinout working 24/7 and what do I do…playing Gold Miner. After a while even that bored me, so I shifted my mind to priorities that I only need to worry about in a month from now….getting back in shape. In normal cases I would just get on with it, set myself a target (my weight used to be 52 kg) and do the diet and the exercise and that’s that. But yesterday I found myself making a list that looked more like a complete body renovation.

•    Exercise at least 5 days a week – with personal trainer. How else am I going to be able to shift those extra kilos (about 12)?
•    Resume Atkins diet. Strangely enough I actually miss it. I’m fed up with carbs and sugar
• Chemical peel (getting rid of my hyperpigmentation)
•    Removal of vascular veins that sets on when you are pregnant
•    Bleach my teeth. Always wanted to do this. Perhaps I should go for a brace too to give me that perfect Hollywood smile
•    Going blond, blond, blond and a new haircut too
•    Professional cellulite treatment. I never really suffered from them but with all that excess fat and fluid they now look more prominent than ever

I gently try to coerce my husband into accepting my demands. After all I need a bit of funding for this. But he won’t have any of it. But he does add something else to list.

- Honey I will give you new tits, that’s it. He has always been a breast man, and sadly he is now getting used to a full E cup (going on F).

Getting pregnant is expensive. It takes a minor fortune to spring back into your post-pregnancy silhouette. Some manage to do, but they are mostly Hollywood starlets with a whole battalion of everything personal (personal chef, personal trainer, personal assistant, even personal plastic surgeon…well perhaps only Michael Jackson went for that one). Well if there is one New Years Resolution that I shall take on with brutal force….getting back in shape. Right now I dread just walking past the mirror.

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