A domestic conversation

A domestic conversation whilst making coffee.

“Honey, why is booby trap called the way it does?”
“Well, they trap you, like boobs do. And then they blow up in your face, just like boobs do.”
“Hmm, can you elaborate on that”, I say somewhat sceptical.
“Well, they are invisible until they are suddenly there. Just like boobs.”
“I think you are full of bullshit. You just made this up.”
He slaps my bum “On second thoughts they could be called ass traps too.”